JUST JUNK

I sincerely don’t know the meaning of the junk I’m putting together right now but I hope it does something. Sincerely, you are worth more than a write up and that’s why I’m going to try not to be romantic. You should know that saying I love you don’t really matters to me because I don’t want to say it, I just want to prove it to you for the rest of my life. You should know you are the most beautiful place have ever been. And I really don’t want to sound cocky right now but with me waking up every day and realizing you are part of my life is just enough reason to live on. I am not going to promise like I said earlier because I’m not a politician. So I’m going to prove to you every day that your fight is my fight, your hate is my hate. And for what it’s worth I am going to say “yes” to every decision you make for the rest of my life. I will make sure the only thing we argue about was the range of your beauty. Even if you turn the ugliest today “I would still love you”. If your voice got cut off “I would still love you”. And even after eternity, babe “I will love you even more”. I really don’t deserve you but all I keep doing is begging God each day (that’s if He is out there) to please fulfill this one last request I put in front of Him. And a chance to prove to Him and you that I will love you both with everything I have for the rest of my life. I still pray about that this morning just for me to be the right guy, the second light of your world because I know Jesus is the first.

TRUE LOVE NOW A MYTH 3

If you missed the second episode, you can always find it on my blog.

episode 3

Alex sat down to think about how he began to be like this. Well His mom thought him to be so and he love this kind of life because it make feel like the boss, and it feels cool to see how girls kneel down and beg him for mercy and he love to see that tears on their faces, so he began to think on his next target and about how to make her beg too. He paused and thought of Judith for a while but chuckle and knock off the thought immediately because he need to be control no matter what.

He decide to take a walk and as he was walking he bumped on a girl and he said he was sorry while the girl was still looking at her stuffs maybe they are all intact, and when she turned to face Alex… just wow is all Alex could remember, she was the definition of beauty and for a moment Alex thought to himself “maybe it’s high time I stopped playing a girl’s mind”. He said sorry again and for the girl’s name “Sandra” she replied. Alex smiled and ask her where she was going in such a hurry, she smiled and said she is late for a friend birthday party and she have to rush down. “Can I keep your company while you do your rushing?” he ask and she smiled and said “no problem”. Alex sat down and replay the event of that day, he thought to himself “it’s time I stopped playing peoples mind, because I love this girl named Sandra and can’t afford to let anything bad happen to her”. (Alex) “Hello, hope I’m not interrupting anything?” (Sandra) “No, so you actually called, I thought you won’t because of the cold shoulder I gave you when you ask for my number”. (Alex) “Oh that… it’s nothing and since you did tell me not to call you then I’m inclined to”. (Sandra) “Actually…”

(After four weeks)

(Alex) “Hello honey, I’m missing you very badly how will I see you immediately?” (Sandra) “Well I’m at home, I will be coming to your place soon”. (Knock on Sandra door).

Sandra was surprised as she saw Alex standing there, he look at her and said “so wish actually come through, I wish to see you and here you are”. They gist and gist things was actually going smooth for eight month when Alex proposed to Judith she said yes without hesitation and that was the best day in Alex life.

It’s now three weeks to the wedding and Alex was on his one of his surprise visit to Juliet and as he knocked an handsome guy opened the door and ask Alex if he can help him, Alex said he is looking for Sandra, The guy called out and say “sweetie, someone is here to see you” and she answered from inside “Babe I’m coming” and for the first time Alex noticed that the guy who answered the door was on pajamas and it’s glaring that he passed the night there, and now they are calling their selves cute names, “don’t be ridiculous, he is just her elder brother and nothing more” he thought to himself but his thought was interrupted when Sandra came to the door to meet this guy at the door and before she looked at the person standing she kissed this man passionately and the man spanked her on the butt and told her not to be long.

Alex was like “I’m soon going to wake up because all this is just a sick dream, just breath Alex because it’s a dream and you will soon wake up” and finally Sandra to face him and they are like “wow”. Sandra collapse that instant and Alex keep hoping this is just a dream and he will wake up soon and when the reality set in he thought to himself “it’s just better to die, how will a girl do me like this and when our wedding is just three weeks, how can girl be so callous”.

Seems to serve Alex right, but his determination for revenge keeps getting stronger, so He dressed up and went to visit Sandra in the hospital and as expected she was shocked to see him there but he assured her there is no cause for alarm and he just sat down beside her quietly. After an awkward silence she tried to talk but he shush her and she kept quiet and after he was satisfied with her been uncomfortable he asked “why did you do it?” she took a deep breath and was speechless, she prayed silently “God please let this moment pass away quickly” and as her prayer ends, he asked again “who is that guy?” and still there was no reply and he was about to continue with his question when she cried out “I’m sorry Alex, I know it’s too much but I still love you and cannot continue life without you, please forgive me I promise not to do it again…” 

JUST MAYBE

Maybe you are worth fighting for

Maybe I always make you bore

Maybe am the ass

Maybe I always make a pass

Maybe I fired the shot

Maybe I heated the pot

Maybe am the one to blame

Maybe my excuses are so lame

Maybe have hurt you

Maybe I did not fall for you

But maybe am right

Maybe every need to see my bite

Maybe you made it tighter

Maybe you never want to go higher

Maybe you are the bore

Maybe you are the greatest whore

Maybe it’s not my fault

Maybe it’s not what people taught

Maybe fuck you for mirroring this shit

…coolest bomb

THE THREE BOYS (2)

If you did not catch the first episode you can always see it on my blog

episode 2

(At mid-night) Baba stand up with his matchet and calabash, getting ready to work, he came to the room where the guests are stationed, feeling happy and lucky, he was about to open the door when he heard a fierce argument going on, the charm is using the voice of the three brothers to speak like “that food is not good at all, even the palm wine is too sour, the meat is too sour”, he was scared and went back to sleep.

The second morning, he got up earlier than usual and wait for the boys in the parlor and as they enter he said to them with a frown said “my sons, am very pissed with you, if you did not like the food provided for you then you should have dared to ask”. The boys, sensing the effectiveness of the charm did not deny it and just apologize for their behavior which the charm makes it look like and they went on with their day.

That night Baba went to borrow money in order to satisfy the boys and bought some sleeping medicine as well, so the wife prepared a delicious fried rice and chicken with some chill orange juice, and the sleeping medicine was added in excess to their orange juice, they said thanks after eating and went to sleep, and this time the second brother went ahead to put his charm on the door post. Baba on the other hand was feeling fulfilled and satisfied that he has feed them to their fullest and if not the sleeping medicine will be in action to see him through his plot, so he grabbed his matchet and calabash and headed for the guests room, but has he was about to open the door the charm start using the three boys voices again to shout “that food is not even delicious, no salt, no nothing, it’s just there and we have no choice than to eat it, damn I hate it here, I can’t wait for wait for us to leave here as soon as possible…”. Baba was shocked and ran back to his room with the thought of “how come, why will the sleeping medicine not work? Why will they not enjoy that delicious meal?” “But I will never give up” he thought to himself as he went to sleep thinking on what he would do next.

As the day break, the three boys enter the living room just to find Baba was there already waiting for them and before they could say a word He interrupted them and say “this is not the first I’m asking you to have the gut to complain if you don’t like something, no need to start shouting with complain once you enter your room”. They apologize once again and promise it won’t happen again so they went on with the day as normal as it could be by helping in the garden and helping Baba to grind some herbs and before they know it, night is upon them again and as usual they have another super delicious meal for dinner. Now the three boys are feeling nervous because they know that night maybe the turning point in their life if things work out the way they planned and if the last charm is a fake then they know they are dead meat that night. So they remind the James not to forget to put his charm before going to sleep as he should put it there himself.

But the drug had an instant effect on Joseph and Stanley because they passed out almost as they lie down and Joseph use the last strength in him to try and put hang the charm, and he was alarmed, shocked and confuse because he is a short person and his hand to did not reach the door post, there is nothing around to stand on and the sleeping drug was already having effect on him, all effort to wake the brothers and tell them the situation prove abortive. So he went to Baba wife room where the door post was shorter hang the charm there and left for his room with the thought of “we are really dead today, see how I kill my brothers and I can’t run away and leave them behind, if we are to die then we must die together” so he lie down to sleep.

It was in the mid night again that Baba stand up to go on with his plot and this time thinking to himself even if they are awake then I’m going to have to overpower them because they will leave early in the morning and I can’t afford to lose this three heads so he carry his matchet and his calabash as usual then proceed to their room but as he was about to open the door, the charm started to use the wife’s voice and shout “you want to kill those boys right, I won’t let you do such a silly thing, neighbors please come and help this boys because my husband want to kill them” the husband was shocked and went to his wife room and said why are you shouting? Keep quiet or I will make your head the fourth one but the wife who was deep in sleep could not understand a thing and said “when did I shout? Are you dreaming? Are you normal?” then Baba said just keep quiet if you don’t want to die so he slammed the door and left for the boys’ room again and as he was about to open, the charm start using the wife’s voice again “you think you can threatening me right? I won’t let you kill those children no matter what, neighbors he want to kill the children” “that’s it” Baba thought to himself I’m going to kill this bitch today, so he went to her wife room and killed her instantly and went back for the room but as he was about to open up the charm start again “so you think because you've killed me I won’t say anything right? I won’t let you kill these innocent boys no matter what happens, neighbors where are you the useless man wants to kill this boys please don’t let him” this time Baba was pissed to the highest level and in annoyance went into his wife room cut his wife dead body into pieces, put it in a sac and went ahead in burying her, except her head, so satisfy with himself, he went on again on his plot, and as he was about to open the door, the charm start using the wife voice to shout again, “killer, killer, don’t kill those boys as you killed me, neighbors, we have a killer in the house” in annoyance and frustration, He retired to his room and awaited sun rise.

THE THREE BOYS

A story based on patience and hard work

episode 1

note: some names in this story are local names so readers should please note.

It was a very cool evening when James look around and he noticed there is no new thing around here, all has being the same from the time he was a kid to this day, he taught to himself “if I can ever make it, I will make sure that my parents enjoy me to the fullest.” No need to get surprised because James background is out of the ordinary, he has two senior brothers, and life from the day they were born to the present day is a struggle. James was still lost in deep taught when his immediate elder brother Stanley poked him and said “you lazy fellow, don’t tell me these are the little firewood you have been able to gather since you left?” James told him he was tired and ask for his help, they were still fetching when James ask Stanley “are we ever going to make it?” Stanley was lost of words and power too. It’s true they have been living in abject poverty ever since they realize they existed, their education life was a disaster but they scale through somehow, now that they are done with their studies, they need to make it, but it seems everyone seem to lose interest in them as soon as they appear looking for job, so all they do is work on their parent little farm and hope for a better brighter day which to them now seems a fairy-tale.

“Hey, you guys have better hurry up, it’s time for dinner, and you know how mom and felt if you are by the table on time” Joseph the eldest beckon on Stanley and James, so they carried the little firewood and set for home, on their way home, James ask his two brothers, “is this how we are going to stay till will grow old and die of hunger? am sure mum will be cooking the delicious meal we’ve been eating for the past three month which is not even delicious anymore”, Joseph replied “I think have got a plan”, with that they remain silent till they get home.

Joseph woke Stanley and James in the middle of the night and told them about his plan, he said he knows the so called professor who can get them charm for being rich without them getting their hands dirty. The two brothers would have rejected but since it seems that’s the only way, they agreed and set to go out the next morning. When morning comes, they told their parent that they are going out to search for job, with that, they left.

They met the prof as Joseph told them, and they explain the dilemma they have been through and begged the prof to please help them, the prof said he is going to give each of them a wish charm that can transform them into any creature they want, but before it become active, they need to make a three days journey on foot to a human part dealer who sell mostly human head, and they are to stay there for three nights and each night before sleeping each of them should hang the charm to the door post, so they thanked the prof and set off on their journey, though dangerous all they are concerned about is getting rich at all cost, “dangerous” to them now is a luxury they don’t have time for, they need to make it and they need make it fast.

Before they have time to think three days already caught up with them and they found their selves in the front of the so called Ritualist man

Joseph: good afternoon ma!

Ritualist wife: can I help you?

Joseph: we are looking for daddy.

Ritualist wife: he is not around, what message should I give him?

Joseph: don’t worry ma, we will wait!

Ritualist wife: what for? I said he is not around, don’t you love your life a bit?

Joseph: we can’t explain that now, but we will wait for him no matter long it takes for him to come back!

Ritualist wife: I don’t think he will come back until next year!

Joseph: we will wait!!!

Ritualist wife: since you insist on endangering your lives I won’t stop you. Sit!!!

Three of them: thanks ma!!!

(Recap)(Before the arrival of the three brothers)

Customer: Baba I need three fresh heads before the week runs out!

Baba: no problem, I will see what I can do, hope you know the price?

Customer: I will double the price no matter how large, just make sure I get what I want!

Baba: alright let me head out now, come back in six days, it will be ready!!!

(Back in)

After a wasteful search Baba cannot find the heads he was looking for because people are now more cautious than ever, and that has been very big frustration for him, as he was appalled still thinking of the awesome price offered he looked up and saw three boys waiting for him, he taught to himself “this is the work of the god’s, they want me to have that money no matter what”, he smiled and hastily walked inside and greeted the gentlemen, they both exchange pleasantries and Baba ask them what did they want, they told him that they just need a place to stay for three days, without any hesitation he agreed because of his evil plan.

That night they had a wonderful meal of FUFU and nice soup with fresh meat and to cap it all fresh palm wine was also served, the three brothers are very grateful because it’s been a while since they had that kind of meal, so at night, Baba showed them their room and they said thanks, and they all went to sleep, but before sleeping the eldest of the three brothers hang his charm on the door post and went to sleep.

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my life

Sometimes morning feels good

Sometimes I felt like shouting “hey dude”

And sometimes I feel like being rude

Sometimes morning feels bad

The happiest moment feels sad

And it drives me mad

How will I play this card?

The one I always call my dad

But it seems he is confused real bad

Up life

Fuck life

But I just live life

Even with no love like my wife

…coolest bomb

TRUE LOVE NOW A MYTH 2

If you missed the first episode, you can always find it on my blog.

episode 2

Kingsley was a very gentle loyal guy who always believes in true love, he always dream of how he will take care of the girl who will agree to be his, he already planned on the trip the activities they will go through and how romantic it’s going to be.

(Just about two weeks later) Judith was discharged from hospital and she is ready to go, while she was strolling one afternoon she noticed someone was calling her from behind and when she stopped to look back, she saw this young vibrant gentle guy telling her to wait up, she stayed and for a moment nearly forgot her vow, but something pinched her and she remembered Alex was more gentle though not as handsome as Kingsley when she first met him. So her guards went up and she asks “how can I be of help to you?” Kingsley stammered what he got to say (you how some guys do it) and Judith thought to herself “this is a perfect opportunity to pass my first aggression” so without hesitation she agreed to Kingsley proposal and that day was a very special day him because to him this is a dream come true. They exchanged contact and everything was very perfect for like a month until when Kingsley called Judith one day.

Judith answered and says “hello I’m very busy I will call you when I’m through” and it was fine with Kingsley until he realize two days had already passed and Judith has not called back, and has not been answering her phone, so in deep worry he went to her house and that’s when reality starts to set in. Judith came out to answer the knock on her door and her face changed immediately she saw Him and she told Him “please what are you doing here, I told you I will call you when I’m through with what I’m doing, why do like to always disturb me? Please go I will call you when I’m through”.

Kingsley thought to himself and end up blaming himself for not been patient enough for her, and then another two weeks after there is still no call from her, so he called again and ask “did I do something wrong? Or why are you avoiding me?” Judith said there was nothing and that it’s because she was busy and she promised to make it up to him.

And for like a week everything went back to normal until one evening when Kingsley phone rang and when he looked it, behold her lovely Judith is calling and he picked up with a great excitement and Judith ask to see him for a very urgent matter and he felt like flying with joy. He hurriedly dressed up in a hurry and left the house to meet her.

Judith was already sitting down in the spot they were to meet when Kingsley got there, so as he sit down he ask “why do you want see me very urgently? Do you miss me?” Judith forced a smile and told him “not only that but I have some more important thing to discuss, and the main reason is… Kingsley, I’m not feeling this anymore and I want to break up with you, I want you to forget about me hence forth and don’t even ask me why because I don’t know either, all I know is I just want a space from you and that’s the main reason I called you here”. Kingsley looked into her eyes to see if she was joking and she did not even see any trace of joke there.

So all he could remember was “Kingsley, I’m not feeling this anymore and I want to break up with you GBOAM BOOM GUAM” just like a bomb blast, despite her warning he still went ahead and ask “why” and at that point Judith stand up and left the place leaving Kingsley there alone not minding if he would die or not and she felt like a queen, she felt she is in control and nothing is stopping her now she is going to make sure all men that pass through the same thing Alex made her pass through.

Kingsley woke up from his fuzzy dream and begin to realize all that just happened was real then all of a sudden he felt like crying, laughing, shouting, jumping, sitting, sleeping, running, spinning, standing still at the same time, he thought to himself that if he should go home that way he might die before getting home so he lie down there and slept off with the thought of “how will I get through this shit I got myself in?”.

Well it seems legit now Judith is feeling special and Kingsley is depressed. Before we go on with what happened to them let’s take a detour and see how Alex is faring.

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TRUE LOVE NOW A MYTH

It was said that true love is real though rear, but I'm telling you true love is just a mistake people make for caring. let me give you a theory on how true love cease to exist. It's so simple. this story will compises of five episodes. leggo.

episode one

                            It was a beautiful afternoon, Judith was feeling happy uniquely, no one knows the cause but her, she is extremely in love and she felt lucky to have met such a lucky guy at an early stage of her life, she let out a sigh as she remember the past they shared and how perfect it is, the promise they made to themselves, she can even see herself carrying his baby, she can see her on the same bed with him, she even sense her cooking his dinner, the picture of how their wedding is going to look like is already in her head. Everything seems perfect and no one is stopping this now, she thought to herself. Suddenly the vibration of her phone brought her back to life and wow it was a text message from Alex saying “we need to talk babe”. She felt excited because she said to herself “wow, he is finally going propose to me after all this while, I swear I will love him for eternity”. She then dresses up to meet the love of her life.

          Things seem a little bit different when she got to his apartment and it’s all good to her, she announced her presence and He came out of the room. Alex looked a little bit intense “maybe because he his nervous on what my answer will be on the proposal” she thought to herself, then she move closer to him, gave him a hug and a kiss and ask “what is it you want to see me for?”. He said “Judith this is hard for me so I’m just going to cut the long story short, I want to break up with you because I’m not feeling this anymore, and I can’t cope with this anymore so please leave me alone”. Everything now comes in slow motion as she tries to sink what she just heard. She then asked “that joke is not funny, so please don’t crack it again” but the silence in the room brought her to her senses and she realize he is not kidding, so she ask “did I do something wrong? What have I done?” and before she could continue he silenced her and told her to leave that instant. She felt light and dammed about her life, she just wished she could just die and leave the earth for good.

          As she was lost in thought she began to feel this headache and pain in her chest, she just wished all this was a dream and she would just wake up soon. But just then she realized this is not a dream, as she was deep in thought everything seem to get darker and darker and until…

Judith woke up with a very mighty headache and realize she was on the bed, the bed was nothing compared to hers and as she manage to look around, she saw that she was in a hospital. How come she did not even know how she got here, then she remembered that she fainted and as well as the reason behind it and she begin to cry, she just want to die and get it over with. She picked up her phone to call Alex and it’s a waste of time and it makes it more painful to her. That moment she swore with her life that most men must feel what she felt this day, and she said she will make men suffer no matter what. And that day she buried her heart and made herself a complete stranger to the word love and she begin to practice how to become a real time player like Ronaldo.

And that’s where the whole story starts.

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