Tuesday, 28 July 2015

JUST JUNK

I don’t fully understand the words I’m piecing together right now, but I hope they convey even a fraction of what I feel. You deserve more than just words on a page, which is why I’m trying not to be overly romantic. Saying “I love you” doesn’t mean much to me if it’s just spoken—I want to show it to you, every single day, for the rest of my life.

You are, without a doubt, the most beautiful place I’ve ever been. And I don’t mean to sound arrogant, but waking up each morning and realizing you’re a part of my life is reason enough to keep going. I won’t make promises, because I’m not a politician. Instead, I’ll prove to you, day after day, that your battles are mine, your joys are mine, and even your struggles are mine. I’ll stand by every decision you make, supporting you unconditionally.

The only thing I want to argue about is the endless range of your beauty. Even if that beauty were to fade, even if your voice were to disappear, even if time itself tried to erase you—I would still love you. And after eternity, I’ll love you even more.

I don’t feel deserving of you, but every day I pray—if there is a God—that He grants me this one request: the chance to prove to Him and to you that I will love you both with everything I am, for as long as I live. This morning, I prayed again to be the man you deserve, the second light in your life, knowing that Jesus will always be the first.

You are my everything, and I will spend my life showing you just how much that means.

Friday, 13 March 2015

TRUE LOVE NOW A MYTH 3

If you missed the second episode, you can always find it on my blog.



episode 3

Alex sat down to think about how he began to be like this. Well His mom taught him to be so and he love this kind of life because it make feel like the boss, and it feels cool to see how girls kneel down and beg him for mercy and he love to see that tears on their faces, so he began to think on his next target and about how to make her beg too. He paused and thought of Judith for a while but chuckle and knock off the thought immediately because he need to be control no matter what.

He decide to take a walk and as he was walking he bumped on a girl and he said he was sorry while the girl was still looking at her stuffs maybe they are all intact, and when she turned to face Alex… just wow is all Alex could remember, she was the definition of beauty and for a moment Alex thought to himself “maybe it’s high time I stopped playing a girl’s mind”. He said sorry again and for the girl’s name “Sandra” she replied. Alex smiled and ask her where she was going in such a hurry, she smiled and said she is late for a friend birthday party and she have to rush down. “Can I keep your company while you do your rushing?” he ask and she smiled and said “no problem”. Alex sat down and replay the event of that day, he thought to himself “it’s time I stopped playing peoples mind, because I love this girl named Sandra and can’t afford to let anything bad happen to her”. (Alex) “Hello, hope I’m not interrupting anything?” (Sandra) “No, so you actually called, I thought you won’t because of the cold shoulder I gave you when you ask for my number”. (Alex) “Oh that… it’s nothing and since you did tell me not to call you then I’m inclined to”. (Sandra) “Actually…”

(After four weeks)

(Alex) “Hello honey, I’m missing you very badly how will I see you immediately?” (Sandra) “Well I’m at home, I will be coming to your place soon”. (Knock on Sandra door).

Sandra was surprised as she saw Alex standing there, he look at her and said “so wish actually come through, I wish to see you and here you are”. They gist and gist things was actually going smooth for eight month when Alex proposed to Judith she said yes without hesitation and that was the best day in Alex life.

It’s now three weeks to the wedding and Alex was on his one of his surprise visit to Juliet and as he knocked an handsome guy opened the door and ask Alex if he can help him, Alex said he is looking for Sandra, The guy called out and say “sweetie, someone is here to see you” and she answered from inside “Babe I’m coming” and for the first time Alex noticed that the guy who answered the door was on pajamas and it’s glaring that he passed the night there, and now they are calling their selves cute names, “don’t be ridiculous, he is just her elder brother and nothing more” he thought to himself but his thought was interrupted when Sandra came to the door to meet this guy at the door and before she looked at the person standing she kissed this man passionately and the man spanked her on the butt and told her not to be long.

Alex was like “I’m soon going to wake up because all this is just a sick dream, just breath Alex because it’s a dream and you will soon wake up” and finally Sandra to face him and they are like “wow”. Sandra collapse that instant and Alex keep hoping this is just a dream and he will wake up soon and when the reality set in he thought to himself “it’s just better to die, how will a girl do me like this and when our wedding is just three weeks, how can girl be so callous”.


Seems to serve Alex right, but his determination for revenge keeps getting stronger, so He dressed up and went to visit Sandra in the hospital and as expected she was shocked to see him there but he assured her there is no cause for alarm and he just sat down beside her quietly. After an awkward silence she tried to talk but he shush her and she kept quiet and after he was satisfied with her been uncomfortable he asked “why did you do it?” she took a deep breath and was speechless, she prayed silently “God please let this moment pass away quickly” and as her prayer ends, he asked again “who is that guy?” and still there was no reply and he was about to continue with his question when she cried out “I’m sorry Alex, I know it’s too much but I still love you and cannot continue life without you, please forgive me I promise not to do it again…” 

Tuesday, 3 March 2015

JUST MAYBE

Maybe you’re worth fighting for,
Maybe I’m the one you ignore.

Maybe I’m the ass,
Maybe I’m chasing shadows too fast.

Maybe I fired the shot,
Maybe I stirred the pot.

Maybe I’m the one to blame,
Maybe my excuses are all the same.

Maybe I’ve hurt you,
Maybe I didn’t fall for you.

But maybe I’m right,
Maybe it’s time to show my fight.

Maybe you made it tighter,
Maybe you’re scared to climb higher.

Maybe you’re the bore,
Maybe you’re the one I can’t ignore.

Maybe it’s not my fault,
Maybe it’s not what they taught.
Maybe screw you for reflecting this mess—


...coolest bomb

Monday, 23 February 2015

THE THREE BOYS (2)

If you did not catch the first episode you can always see it on my blog

episode 2


(At mid-night) Baba stand up with his matchet and calabash, getting ready to work, he came to the room where the guests are stationed, feeling happy and lucky, he was about to open the door when he heard a fierce argument going on, the charm is using the voice of the three brothers to speak like “that food is not good at all, even the palm wine is too sour, the meat is too sour”, he was scared and went back to sleep.
The second morning, he got up earlier than usual and wait for the boys in the parlor and as they enter he said to them with a frown said “my sons, am very pissed with you, if you did not like the food provided for you then you should have dared to ask”. The boys, sensing the effectiveness of the charm did not deny it and just apologize for their behavior which the charm makes it look like and they went on with their day.
That night Baba went to borrow money in order to satisfy the boys and bought some sleeping medicine as well, so the wife prepared a delicious fried rice and chicken with some chill orange juice, and the sleeping medicine was added in excess to their orange juice, they said thanks after eating and went to sleep, and this time the second brother went ahead to put his charm on the door post. Baba on the other hand was feeling fulfilled and satisfied that he has feed them to their fullest and if not the sleeping medicine will be in action to see him through his plot, so he grabbed his matchet and calabash and headed for the guests room, but has he was about to open the door the charm start using the three boys voices again to shout “that food is not even delicious, no salt, no nothing, it’s just there and we have no choice than to eat it, damn I hate it here, I can’t wait for wait for us to leave here as soon as possible…”. Baba was shocked and ran back to his room with the thought of “how come, why will the sleeping medicine not work? Why will they not enjoy that delicious meal?” “But I will never give up” he thought to himself as he went to sleep thinking on what he would do next.
As the day break, the three boys enter the living room just to find Baba was there already waiting for them and before they could say a word He interrupted them and say “this is not the first I’m asking you to have the gut to complain if you don’t like something, no need to start shouting with complain once you enter your room”. They apologize once again and promise it won’t happen again so they went on with the day as normal as it could be by helping in the garden and helping Baba to grind some herbs and before they know it, night is upon them again and as usual they have another super delicious meal for dinner. Now the three boys are feeling nervous because they know that night maybe the turning point in their life if things work out the way they planned and if the last charm is a fake then they know they are dead meat that night. So they remind the James not to forget to put his charm before going to sleep as he should put it there himself.
But the drug had an instant effect on Joseph and Stanley because they passed out almost as they lie down and Joseph use the last strength in him to try and put hang the charm, and he was alarmed, shocked and confuse because he is a short person and his hand to did not reach the door post, there is nothing around to stand on and the sleeping drug was already having effect on him, all effort to wake the brothers and tell them the situation prove abortive. So he went to Baba wife room where the door post was shorter hang the charm there and left for his room with the thought of “we are really dead today, see how I kill my brothers and I can’t run away and leave them behind, if we are to die then we must die together” so he lie down to sleep.

It was in the mid night again that Baba stand up to go on with his plot and this time thinking to himself even if they are awake then I’m going to have to overpower them because they will leave early in the morning and I can’t afford to lose this three heads so he carry his matchet and his calabash as usual then proceed to their room but as he was about to open the door, the charm started to use the wife’s voice and shout “you want to kill those boys right, I won’t let you do such a silly thing, neighbors please come and help this boys because my husband want to kill them” the husband was shocked and went to his wife room and said why are you shouting? Keep quiet or I will make your head the fourth one but the wife who was deep in sleep could not understand a thing and said “when did I shout? Are you dreaming? Are you normal?” then Baba said just keep quiet if you don’t want to die so he slammed the door and left for the boys’ room again and as he was about to open, the charm start using the wife’s voice again “you think you can threatening me right? I won’t let you kill those children no matter what, neighbors he want to kill the children” “that’s it” Baba thought to himself I’m going to kill this bitch today, so he went to her wife room and killed her instantly and went back for the room but as he was about to open up the charm start again “so you think because you've killed me I won’t say anything right? I won’t let you kill these innocent boys no matter what happens, neighbors where are you the useless man wants to kill this boys please don’t let him” this time Baba was pissed to the highest level and in annoyance went into his wife room cut his wife dead body into pieces, put it in a sac and went ahead in burying her, except her head, so satisfy with himself, he went on again on his plot, and as he was about to open the door, the charm start using the wife voice to shout again, “killer, killer, don’t kill those boys as you killed me, neighbors, we have a killer in the house” in annoyance and frustration, He retired to his room and awaited sun rise.

Saturday, 21 February 2015

THE THREE BOYS

A story based on patience and hard work

episode 1

note: some names in this story are local names so readers should please note.


It was a very cool evening when James look around and he noticed there is no new thing around here, all has being the same from the time he was a kid to this day, he taught to himself “if I can ever make it, I will make sure that my parents enjoy me to the fullest.” No need to get surprised because James background is out of the ordinary, he has two senior brothers, and life from the day they were born to the present day is a struggle. James was still lost in deep taught when his immediate elder brother Stanley poked him and said “you lazy fellow, don’t tell me these are the little firewood you have been able to gather since you left?” James told him he was tired and ask for his help, they were still fetching when James ask Stanley “are we ever going to make it?” Stanley was lost of words and power too. It’s true they have been living in abject poverty ever since they realize they existed, their education life was a disaster but they scale through somehow, now that they are done with their studies, they need to make it, but it seems everyone seem to lose interest in them as soon as they appear looking for job, so all they do is work on their parent little farm and hope for a better brighter day which to them now seems a fairy-tale.

“Hey, you guys have better hurry up, it’s time for dinner, and you know how mom and felt if you are by the table on time” Joseph the eldest beckon on Stanley and James, so they carried the little firewood and set for home, on their way home, James ask his two brothers, “is this how we are going to stay till will grow old and die of hunger? am sure mum will be cooking the delicious meal we’ve been eating for the past three month which is not even delicious anymore”, Joseph replied “I think have got a plan”, with that they remain silent till they get home.

Joseph woke Stanley and James in the middle of the night and told them about his plan, he said he knows the so called professor who can get them charm for being rich without them getting their hands dirty. The two brothers would have rejected but since it seems that’s the only way, they agreed and set to go out the next morning. When morning comes, they told their parent that they are going out to search for job, with that, they left.

They met the prof as Joseph told them, and they explain the dilemma they have been through and begged the prof to please help them, the prof said he is going to give each of them a wish charm that can transform them into any creature they want, but before it become active, they need to make a three days journey on foot to a human part dealer who sell mostly human head, and they are to stay there for three nights and each night before sleeping each of them should hang the charm to the door post, so they thanked the prof and set off on their journey, though dangerous all they are concerned about is getting rich at all cost, “dangerous” to them now is a luxury they don’t have time for, they need to make it and they need make it fast.

Before they have time to think three days already caught up with them and they found their selves in the front of the so called Ritualist man

Joseph: good afternoon ma!

Ritualist wife: can I help you?

Joseph: we are looking for daddy.

Ritualist wife: he is not around, what message should I give him?

Joseph: don’t worry ma, we will wait!

Ritualist wife: what for? I said he is not around, don’t you love your life a bit?

Joseph: we can’t explain that now, but we will wait for him no matter long it takes for him to come back!

Ritualist wife: I don’t think he will come back until next year!

Joseph: we will wait!!!

Ritualist wife: since you insist on endangering your lives I won’t stop you. Sit!!!

Three of them: thanks ma!!!

(Recap)(Before the arrival of the three brothers)

Customer: Baba I need three fresh heads before the week runs out!

Baba: no problem, I will see what I can do, hope you know the price?

Customer: I will double the price no matter how large, just make sure I get what I want!

Baba: alright let me head out now, come back in six days, it will be ready!!!

(Back in)

After a wasteful search Baba cannot find the heads he was looking for because people are now more cautious than ever, and that has been very big frustration for him, as he was appalled still thinking of the awesome price offered he looked up and saw three boys waiting for him, he taught to himself “this is the work of the god’s, they want me to have that money no matter what”, he smiled and hastily walked inside and greeted the gentlemen, they both exchange pleasantries and Baba ask them what did they want, they told him that they just need a place to stay for three days, without any hesitation he agreed because of his evil plan.


That night they had a wonderful meal of FUFU and nice soup with fresh meat and to cap it all fresh palm wine was also served, the three brothers are very grateful because it’s been a while since they had that kind of meal, so at night, Baba showed them their room and they said thanks, and they all went to sleep, but before sleeping the eldest of the three brothers hang his charm on the door post and went to sleep.


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Friday, 20 February 2015

my life

Sometimes morning feels good
Sometimes I felt like shouting “hey dude”
And sometimes I feel like being rude

Sometimes morning feels bad
The happiest moment feels sad
And it drives me mad

How will I play this card?
The one I always call my dad
But it seems he is confused real bad

Up life
Fuck life
But I just live life
Even with no love like my wife




…coolest bomb

TRUE LOVE NOW A MYTH 2

If you missed the first episode, you can always find it on my blog.



episode 2

Kingsley was a very gentle loyal guy who always believes in true love, he always dream of how he will take care of the girl who will agree to be his, he already planned on the trip the activities they will go through and how romantic it’s going to be.
(Just about two weeks later) Judith was discharged from hospital and she is ready to go, while she was strolling one afternoon she noticed someone was calling her from behind and when she stopped to look back, she saw this young vibrant gentle guy telling her to wait up, she stayed and for a moment nearly forgot her vow, but something pinched her and she remembered Alex was more gentle though not as handsome as Kingsley when she first met him. So her guards went up and she asks “how can I be of help to you?” Kingsley stammered what he got to say (you how some guys do it) and Judith thought to herself “this is a perfect opportunity to pass my first aggression” so without hesitation she agreed to Kingsley proposal and that day was a very special day him because to him this is a dream come true. They exchanged contact and everything was very perfect for like a month until when Kingsley called Judith one day.
Judith answered and says “hello I’m very busy I will call you when I’m through” and it was fine with Kingsley until he realize two days had already passed and Judith has not called back, and has not been answering her phone, so in deep worry he went to her house and that’s when reality starts to set in. Judith came out to answer the knock on her door and her face changed immediately she saw Him and she told Him “please what are you doing here, I told you I will call you when I’m through with what I’m doing, why do like to always disturb me? Please go I will call you when I’m through”.
Kingsley thought to himself and end up blaming himself for not been patient enough for her, and then another two weeks after there is still no call from her, so he called again and ask “did I do something wrong? Or why are you avoiding me?” Judith said there was nothing and that it’s because she was busy and she promised to make it up to him.
And for like a week everything went back to normal until one evening when Kingsley phone rang and when he looked it, behold her lovely Judith is calling and he picked up with a great excitement and Judith ask to see him for a very urgent matter and he felt like flying with joy. He hurriedly dressed up in a hurry and left the house to meet her.
Judith was already sitting down in the spot they were to meet when Kingsley got there, so as he sit down he ask “why do you want see me very urgently? Do you miss me?” Judith forced a smile and told him “not only that but I have some more important thing to discuss, and the main reason is… Kingsley, I’m not feeling this anymore and I want to break up with you, I want you to forget about me hence forth and don’t even ask me why because I don’t know either, all I know is I just want a space from you and that’s the main reason I called you here”. Kingsley looked into her eyes to see if she was joking and she did not even see any trace of joke there.
So all he could remember was “Kingsley, I’m not feeling this anymore and I want to break up with you GBOAM BOOM GUAM” just like a bomb blast, despite her warning he still went ahead and ask “why” and at that point Judith stand up and left the place leaving Kingsley there alone not minding if he would die or not and she felt like a queen, she felt she is in control and nothing is stopping her now she is going to make sure all men that pass through the same thing Alex made her pass through.
Kingsley woke up from his fuzzy dream and begin to realize all that just happened was real then all of a sudden he felt like crying, laughing, shouting, jumping, sitting, sleeping, running, spinning, standing still at the same time, he thought to himself that if he should go home that way he might die before getting home so he lie down there and slept off with the thought of “how will I get through this shit I got myself in?”.


Well it seems legit now Judith is feeling special and Kingsley is depressed. Before we go on with what happened to them let’s take a detour and see how Alex is faring.





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Thursday, 19 February 2015

TRUE LOVE NOW A MYTH

It was said that true love is real though rear, but I'm telling you true love is just a mistake people make for caring. let me give you a theory on how true love cease to exist. It's so simple. this story will compises of five episodes. leggo.

episode one
                            It was a beautiful afternoon, Judith was feeling happy uniquely, no one knows the cause but her, she is extremely in love and she felt lucky to have met such a lucky guy at an early stage of her life, she let out a sigh as she remember the past they shared and how perfect it is, the promise they made to themselves, she can even see herself carrying his baby, she can see her on the same bed with him, she even sense her cooking his dinner, the picture of how their wedding is going to look like is already in her head. Everything seems perfect and no one is stopping this now, she thought to herself. Suddenly the vibration of her phone brought her back to life and wow it was a text message from Alex saying “we need to talk babe”. She felt excited because she said to herself “wow, he is finally going propose to me after all this while, I swear I will love him for eternity”. She then dresses up to meet the love of her life.
          Things seem a little bit different when she got to his apartment and it’s all good to her, she announced her presence and He came out of the room. Alex looked a little bit intense “maybe because he his nervous on what my answer will be on the proposal” she thought to herself, then she move closer to him, gave him a hug and a kiss and ask “what is it you want to see me for?”. He said “Judith this is hard for me so I’m just going to cut the long story short, I want to break up with you because I’m not feeling this anymore, and I can’t cope with this anymore so please leave me alone”. Everything now comes in slow motion as she tries to sink what she just heard. She then asked “that joke is not funny, so please don’t crack it again” but the silence in the room brought her to her senses and she realize he is not kidding, so she ask “did I do something wrong? What have I done?” and before she could continue he silenced her and told her to leave that instant. She felt light and dammed about her life, she just wished she could just die and leave the earth for good.
          As she was lost in thought she began to feel this headache and pain in her chest, she just wished all this was a dream and she would just wake up soon. But just then she realized this is not a dream, as she was deep in thought everything seem to get darker and darker and until…
Judith woke up with a very mighty headache and realize she was on the bed, the bed was nothing compared to hers and as she manage to look around, she saw that she was in a hospital. How come she did not even know how she got here, then she remembered that she fainted and as well as the reason behind it and she begin to cry, she just want to die and get it over with. She picked up her phone to call Alex and it’s a waste of time and it makes it more painful to her. That moment she swore with her life that most men must feel what she felt this day, and she said she will make men suffer no matter what. And that day she buried her heart and made herself a complete stranger to the word love and she begin to practice how to become a real time player like Ronaldo.
And that’s where the whole story starts.



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Tuesday, 30 December 2014

FAKE BEINGS

FAKE FRIENDS

Now you remember me again
And I can bet it’s not when am in pain
But you back here makes me insane
Because hurting me is like your main

Now that I forgot the feelings you made
Joy again I can take
And you got back in a wake
Why did I even meet you for heaven’s sake?

Must you make me sad?
Must you make me bad?
Must life for me be that hard?
Why can’t you just leave me in my retard?

If I say this time is different it’s a lie
Cos you’ve made all the pile
Thinking of it make me sigh
I just wish I could die

I will just accept me as I am
Take all the burns with my palm
I will be happy if I read some psalm

Till you come again to peel my palm

ME AGAINST THE WORLD

ME AGAINST THE WORLD


Maybe am always wrong
Maybe these are my fault
Maybe I did not hit the dong
Maybe it’s what I taught

Friends rose up against me
Enemies won’t let be me
When will my deeds be free?
How will I be sometimes me?

I tried to calm
Take things big as my palm
Trying to read some psalm
Trying to make things plum

I walk up to friends and ask
I walk up to foes to ask
It’s not an easy task
For my every ask

Am I always wrong?
Did I always do the pissing?
Is it always my fault?
Am I the one to blame always?

In amusement ‘yeah’ they chorus
Making me loose some focus
Now my nose running mucus
Giving up for me is now bogus

I tried to think twice
Maybe I even did it thrice
Because with fear am white
Even crowded I saw only me in my sight

Now I know it’s sealed
No friends here just foes
Now I know it’s wheeled
No blessings here just woes

It’s me against the universe
It’s only me in this verse
The war just got strong like brass
Now I realize my mass

It’s really me against the world
Me against the Universe

CONFUSED

NOW WHO AM I


The more I know the harder it is to learn
The harder I work the harder it becomes to earn
When will I acquire my true yearn?
When will life over here be cool like a tin?
 The sick taught in my head I wanna’ ban
I just wanna stop this laughter and be stern
But the more I tried the more my mission do me ban
My taught still rolling like a fan
My mind still in use like a pawn

I just seem doomed like I am

Monday, 25 August 2014

NOTHING IS FREE

Nothing is free
Even in this drinking spree
I still have to salute the buyer
For it to roll like Tyre

Nothing is free
Even if you help me
I still have to thank thee
Or you will say badly me

Nothing is free
Even when doing a favor
The one you expect me to devour
You will still expect one in your detour

Nothing is free
Even for you to take from God
So that you won’t mud
You have walk in odd
Because nothing is free

Nothing is free

Yes only nothing is free…


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Tuesday, 15 July 2014

the way i feel

The more I know the harder it is to learn
The harder I work the harder it becomes to earn
When will I acquire my true yearn?
When will life over here be cool like a tin?
 The sick taught in my head I wanna’ ban
I just wanna stop this laughter and be stern
But the more I tried the more my mission do me ban
My taught still rolling like a fan
My mind still in use like a pawn

I just seem doomed like I am

never give up ever

Maybe this is what I need to feel
Maybe I never need to know the drill
Maybe it’s good for my life to pill
Maybe that’s why am here still

Here is the deal
I just love this meal
And am never going to seal

You just chill
Let them think they got you still
Now refresh and cool down like a steel

Now re-launch your attack in this dammed hill

Wednesday, 10 July 2013

my life

Its great to know life has a price, but you have a big chance of making it if you realize that to live does not mean you are alive, but you will be more happy if you see chances in every set back, remember that what define us is how well we rise after falling, and you should remember that every human being must fall at some points, but for me, I FALL TO RISE, you?

Tuesday, 2 July 2013

you really need to know

    *  Did you know 11% of people are left handed
    * Did you know August has the highest percentage of births
    * Did you know unless food is mixed with saliva you can't taste it
    * Did you know the average person falls asleep in 7 minutes
    * Did you know a bear has 42 teeth
    * Did you know an ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
    * Did you know most lipsticks contain fish scales
    * Did you know no two corn flakes look the same
    * Did you know lemons contain more sugar than strawberries
    * Did you know 8% of people have an extra rib
    * Did you know 85% of plant life is found in the ocean
    * Did you know Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lifshitz
    * Did you know rabbits like licorice
    * Did you know the Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters
    * Did you know 'Topolino' is the name for Mickey Mouse Italy
    * Did you know a lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue
    * Did you know armadillos have 4 babies at a time and are all the same sex
    * Did you know reindeer like bananas
    * Did you know the longest recorded flight of a chicken was 13 seconds
    * Did you know birds need gravity to swallow

    *  Did you know the most commonly used letter in the alphabet is E
    * Did you know the least used letter in the alphabet is Q
    * Did you know the 3 most common languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English
    * Did you know dreamt is the only word that ends in mt
    * Did you know the names of all continents both start and end with the same letter
    * Did you know the first letters of the months July through to November spell JASON
    * Did you know if you try to say the alphabet without moving your lips or tongue every letter will sound the same
    * Did you know a cat has 32 muscles in each ear
    * Did you know Perth is Australia's windiest city
    * Did you know Elvis's middle name was Aron
    * Did you know the flag for Libya is unlike any other being a solid green color
    * Did you know goldfish can see both infrared and ultraviolet light
    * Did you know the smallest bones in the human body are found in your ear
    * Did you know cats spend 66% of their life asleep
    * Did you know Switzerland eats the most chocolate equating to 10 kilos per person per year
    * Did you know money is the number one thing that couples argue about
    * Did you know macadamia nuts are toxic to dogs
    * Did you know when lightning strikes it can reach up to 30,000 degrees celsius (54,000 degrees fahrenheit)
    * Did you know spiders are arachnids and not insects
    * Did you know each time you see a full moon you always see the same side

    *  Did you know Tennessee is bordered by 8 states: Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, North Carolina and Virginia - more than any other in the US
    * Did you know stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand
    * Did you know there is no such thing as a naturally blue food
    * Did you know honey is the only natural food which never goes off
    * Did you know M&M's chocolate stands for the initials for its inventors Mars and Murrie
    * Did you know that you burn more calories eating celery than it contains (the more you eat the thinner you become)
    * Did you know the only continent with no active volcanoes is Australia
    * Did you know the longest street in the world is Yonge street in Toronto Canada measuring 1,896 km (1,178 miles)
    * Did you know about 90% of the worlds population kisses
    * Did you know Coca-Cola originally contained cocaine
    * Did you know in every episode of Seinfeld there is a reference to Superman
    * Did you know the Internet was originally called ARPANet (Advanced Research Projects Agency Network) designed by the US department of defense
    * Did you know sound travels almost 5 times faster underwater than in air
    * Did you know toilets use 35% of indoor water use
    * Did you know the fortune cookie was invented in San Francisco
    * Did you know Koalas sleep around 18 hours a day
    * Did you know the average speed of a skydiver is 200kph (124mph)
    * Did you know the first Burger King was opened in Florida Miami in 1954
    * Did you know all insects have 6 legs
    * Did you know that 90% of an iceberg sits under water
    *  Did you know the croissant was invented in Austria
    * Did you know In eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from bananas
    * Did you know African Grey Parrots have vocabularies of over 200 words
    * Did you know a giraffe can clean its ears with its 21 inch tongue
    * Did you know Australia was originally called New Holland
    * Did you know 'Lonely Planet' for travelers is based in Melbourne Australia
    * Did you know the sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English alphabet
    * Did you know the Grand Canyon can hold around 900 trillion footballs
    * Did you know all the blinking in one day equates to having your eyes closed for 30 minutes
    * Did you know your foot has 26 bones in it
    * Did you know the average human brain contains around 78% water
    * Did you know your brain uses between 20 - 25% of the oxygen your breathe
    * Did you know 1 nautical knot equates to 1.852 Kph (1.150 mph)
    * Did you know if you add up all the numbers from 1 to 100 consecutively (1 + 2 + 3...) it totals 5050
    * Did you know sponges hold more cold water than hot
    * Did you know lightning strikes the Earth 6,000 times every minute
    * Did you know fire usually moves faster uphill than downhill
    * Did you know cats have over 100 vocal chords
    * Did you know camel's milk doesn't curdle
    * Did you know elephants sleep between 4 - 5 hours in 24 period

    *  Did you know it's possible to lead a cow up stairs but not down
    * Did you know frogs can't swallow with their eyes open
    * Did you know elephants are the only mammal that can't jump
    * Did you know a 1/4 of your bones are in your feet
    * Did you know your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body
    * Did you know a 'jiffy' is actually 1/100th of a second
    * Did you know on your birthday you share it with 9 million others
    * Did you know 1 googol is the number 1 followed by 100 zeros
    * Did you know a 1 minute kiss burns 26 calories
    * Did you know you burn more calories sleeping than watching TV
    * Did you know frogs don’t drink (they absorb water through their skin)
    * Did you know at birth dalmations are always white
    * Did you know hummingbirds are the only bird that can fly backwards
    * Did you know a duck can't walk without bobbing its head
    * Did you know a hummingbird's heart beats at over a 1,000 times a minute
    * Did you know dragonflies have 6 legs but can't walk
    * Did you know a crocodile can't move its tongue
    * Did you know a strawberry is the only fruit which seeds grow on the outside
    * Did you know that the first MTV video played was 'Video killed the radio star' by the Buggles
    * Did you know in 1878 the first telephone book made contained only 50 names

    *  Did you know pop corn was invented by the Aztec Indians
    * Did you know an average person will spend 25 years asleep
    * Did you know hippopotamuses have killed more people in Africa than any other animal
    * Did you know an elephants ears are used to regulate body temperature
    * Did you know the Arctic Ocean is the smallest in the world
    * Did you know bats always turn left when exiting a cave
    * Did you know the most common mental illnesses are anxiety and depression
    * Did you know the word laser stands for 'Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation'
    * Did you know crocodiles never outgrow their enclosure
    * Did you know reindeer hair is hollow inside like a tube
    * Did you know your skin is the largest organ making up the human body
    * Did you know cows don't have upper front teeth
    * Did you know everyday is a holiday somewhere in the world
    * Did you know the coins thrown into the Trevi fountain in Italy are collected for charity
    * Did you know french fries are originally from Belgium
    * Did you know enamel is the hardest substance in your body
    * Did you know there are 31,557,600 seconds in a year
    * Did you know there are 22 stars in the Paramount studios logo
    * Did you know in a deck of cards the king of harts is the only king without a moustache
    * Did you know black on yellow are the 2 colors with the strongest impact

    *  Did you know the safest car color is white
    * Did you know the most commonly forgotten item for travelers is their toothbrush
    * Did you know Coca Cola launched its 3rd product Sprite in 1961
    * Did you know apples are more effective at waking you up in the morning than coffee
    * Did you know room temperature is defined as between 20 to 25°C (68 to 77°F)
    * Did you know an octopus pupil is rectangular
    * Did you know the hyoid bone in your throat is the only bone in your body not attached to any other
    * Did you know the Australian aircraft carrier QANTAS stands for Queensland And Northern Territories Aerial Service
    * Did you know the movie Pulp Fiction cost $8 million to make with $5 million going towards actor's salaries
    * Did you know there are only 4 words in the English language which end in 'dous' (they are: hazardous, horrendous, stupendous and tremendous)
    * Did you know the oldest word in the English language is 'town'
    * Did you know cats can't move their jaw sideways
    * Did you know grapes explode when you put them in the microwave
    * Did you know its physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky
    * Did you know your most sensitive finger is your index finger (closest to your thumb)
    * Did you know 'Bookkeeper' and 'bookkeeping' are the only 2 words in the English language with three consecutive double letters
    * Did you know Venetian blinds were invented in Japan
    * Did you know the average golf ball has 336 dimples
    * Did you know the word 'Strengths' is the longest word in the English language with just one vowel
    * Did you know the movie 'Wayne's World' was filmed in two weeks

    *  Did you know the Amazon rainforest produces half the world's oxygen supply
    * Did you know a group of frogs is called an army
    * Did you know a group of rhinos is called a crash
    * Did you know a group of kangaroos is called a mob
    * Did you know a group of whales is called a pod
    * Did you know a group of geese is called a gaggle
    * Did you know a group of owls is called a parliament
    * Did you know the first sailing boats were built in Egypt
    * Did you know Brazil is named after a tree
    * Did you know Brazil covers 50% of the South American continent
    * Did you know Brazil borders every country in South America except Chile and Ecuador
    * Did you know Hilton was the first international hotel chain
    * Did you know the brand Nokia is named after a place in Southern Finland
    * Did you know Monopoly is the most played board game in the world
    * Did you know 96% of candles sold are purchased by women
    * Did you know 42% of men and women 25% don’t wash their hands after using a public toilet
    * Did you know if you filled a matchbox with gold it could be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court
    * Did you know Jamaica has 120 rivers
    * Did you know the only animals that purr are cats
    * Did you know a cats urine glows under a blacklight
    *  Did you know white cats with blue eyes are usually deaf
    * Did you know cats have a peripheral vision of 285 degrees
    * Did you know small dogs usually live longer than larger breeds
    * Did you know domestic cats dislike citrus scents
    * Did you know cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length
    * Did you know China manufacturers 70% of the worlds toys
    * Did you know The Great Wall of China is approximately 6,430 Km long (3,995 miles)
    * Did you know paper originated from China
    * Did you know the wheelbarrow is invented in China
    * Did you know tree hugging is forbidden in china
    * Did you know the film 'Mary Poppins' was filmed entirely indoors
    * Did you know all of the clocks in the movie 'Pulp Fiction' are fixed to 4:20
    * Did you know instant coffee was invented in 1901
    * Did you know the human body of a 70 kg person contains 0.2mg of gold
    * Did you know rice is the staple food for 50% of the worlds population
    * Did you know Pearls melt in vinegar
    * Did you know a hard boiled eggs spin (uncooked or soft boiled don’t)
    * Did you know there is no butter in buttermilk
    * Did you know giraffes and rats can last longer without water than camels
    * Did you know the dot on top of the letter 'i' is called a tittle
    *  Did you know the electric chair was invented by a dentist
    * Did you know your more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider
    * Did you know a crocodile can't stick out its tongue
    * Did you know rubber bands last longer when kept refrigerated
    * Did you know women blink twice as much as men
    * Did you know ostriches don't bury their heads in sand
    * Did you know only female mosquitoes bite
    * Did you know Scotland has the most redheads
    * Did you know household dust is made of dead skin cells
    * Did you know the past tense for the English word 'dare' is 'durst'
    * Did you know hummingbirds can't walk
    * Did you know wind doesn’t make a sound until it blows against an object
    * Did you know the naming of tropical storms and hurricanes officially began in 1953
    * Did you know India has the most post offices than any other country (over 100,000)
    * Did you know India is home to over 200 million cows
    * Did you know the Taj Mahal in India is made entirely out of marble
    * Did you know Bali has the worlds largest variety of flora
    * Did you know Bill Gates began programming computers at the of age 13
    * Did you know every single possible 3 character .com domain has been registered
    * Did you know the word 'uncopyrightable' is the is the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating any letter

    *  Did you know the word 'testify' derived from a time when men were required to swear on their testicles
    * Did you know the word typewriter is the longest word that can be typed using only the top row of a keyboard
    * Did you know that you can spell the word 'level' the same backwards
    * Did you know Madonna and Michael Jackson were both born in 1958
    * Did you know almonds are members of the peach family
    * Did you know an egg contains every vitamin except vitamin C
    * Did you know duck eggs are the largest eggs in the world
    * Did you know owls can't move their eyes from side to side
    * Did you know flamingos can bend their knees backwards
    * Did you know you take over 23,000 breaths everyday
    * Did you know gold never erodes
    * Did you know scorpions glow under ultra violet light
    * Did you know when water freezes it expans by 9%
    * Did you know ants stretch when they wake up in the morning
    * Did you know your foot and your forearm are the same length
    * Did you know diamonds are the hardest natural substance
    * Did you know 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
    * Did you know the longest possible eclipse of the sun is 7.31 minutes
    * Did you know Halley's comet passes the Earth every 76 years (the next time it will return will be 2062)
    * Did you know there is no sound in space


    *  Did you know Mars appears red because it's covered in rust
    * Did you know tennis was originally played with bare hands
    * Did you know the Olympic flag was designed in 1913
    * Did you know a bowling pin will fall at a tilt of 7.5 degrees
    * Did you know there are 31,536,000 seconds in a year
    * Did you know a piece of paper cannot be folded more than 7 times
    * Did you know the opposite sides of a dice always adds up to 7
    * Did you know VHS stands for Video Home System
    * Did you know the WD in WD-40 stands for Water Displacer
    * Did you know the electric toothbrush was invented in 1939
    * Did you know Porsche also builds tractors
    * Did you know the Eiffel Tower has 1,792 steps
    * Did you know Isaac Newton invented the cat door
    * Did you know the Titanic was built in Belfast
    * Did you know Buckingham Palace has over 600 rooms
    * Did you know Hawaii was originally called the Sandwich Islands
    * Did you know New York was the first capital of the United States
    * Did you know Americans eat 35,000 tons of pasta a year
    * Did you know Hawaii is the only US state that grows coffee
    * Did you know Americans throw away 44 million newspapers a day

    *  Did you know Einstein slept 10 hours a night
    * Did you know Germany borders 9 other countries
    * Did you know Peru has more pyramids than Egypt
    * Did you know Christmas trees originated from Germany
    * Did you know more people die from falling coconuts then from shark attacks
    * Did you know the original design of Monopoly was circular
    * Did you know the Earth is struck by lightning over 100 times every second
    * Did you know over 2,500 left handed people are killed a year from using right handed products
    * Did you know gorillas sleep 14 hours a day
    * Did you know female lions complete 90% of the hunting in their herd
    * Did you know the lifespan of a squirrel is 9 years
    * Did you know the stomach acids found in a snakes stomach can digest bones and teeth but not fur or hair
    * Did you know the word racecar can be spelled the same way backwards
    * Did you know a giraffe can go longer without water than a camel
    * Did you know you burn more calories sleeping than watching television
    * Did you know the word 'underground is the only word that begins and ends with the letters 'und'
    * Did you know 56% of typing is completed by your left hand
    * Did you know there are more chickens than people
    * Did you know for every human there are 200 million insects
    * Did you know the average bed contains over 6 billion dust mites

    *  Did you know an iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes
    * Did you know emus can't walk backwards
    * Did you know the Eifel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets
    * Did you know Americas top selling ice cream flavour is vanilla
    * Did you know the doorbell was invented in 1831
    * Did you know there are 7 points on the Statue of Liberty's crown
    * Did you know the oldest known vegetable is the pea
    * Did you know the most fatal car accidents occur on Saturdays
    * Did you know the average hen lays 228 eggs a year
    * Did you know the Eiffel Tower has 1,792 steps
    * Did you know Iceland consumes more Coca Cola than any other country
    * Did you know Oak trees don't produce acorns until they are 50 years old
    * Did you know the word 'almost' is the longest word spelt alphabetically
    * Did you know the word 'rhythm' is the longest word without a vowel
    * Did you know human thigh bones are stronger than concrete
    * Did you know Earth is the only planet not named after a god
    * Did you know months that start on a Sunday will always have a Friday the 13th
    * Did you know more people are allergic to cows milk than any other food
    * Did you know more people are killed from bees than snakes
    * Did you know the average person laughs 10 times a day
    *  Did you know the Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific
    * Did you know your mouth produces 1 litre of saliva a day
    * Did you know your head contains 22 bones
    * Did you know the coloured part of your eye is called the iris
    * Did you know you breathe 23,000 times a day
    * Did you know if your DNA was stretched out it would reach to the moon 6,000 times
    * Did you know everyone has a unique tongue print
    * Did you know you begin to feel thirsty when your body losses 1% of water
    * Did you know hiccups usually lasts for 5 minutes
    * Did you know not all your taste buds are on our tongue (10% are on the insides of you cheeks)
    * Did you know the life span of a house fly is between 10 to 25 days
    * Did you know a dolphins top speed is 60kmh (37mph)
    * Did you know the smallest dog is the Chihuahua
    * Did you know a sharks top speed is 70kmh (44mph)
    * Did you know there are 70 million sheep in New Zealand (with 4 million people)
    * Did you know sharks are immune to all known diseases
    * Did you know the worlds smallest bird is the 'bee hummingbird' found in Cuba
    * Did you know African elephants only have 4 teeth
    * Did you know The first English dictionary was written in 1755
    * Did you know during a total solar eclipse the temperature can drop by 6°C (20°F)
    *  Did you know the rarest type of diamond is green
    * Did you know MasterCard was originally called MasterCharge
    * Did you know the US flag has 13 stripes (representing the original 13 states)
    * Did you know the first city to reach 1 million was London
    * Did you know men are stuck by lightning 7 times more than women
    * Did you know Tokyo was once known as Edo
    * Did you know women make up 49% of the worlds population
    * Did you know wine is sold in tinted bottles because it spoils when exposed to light
    * Did you know the tea bag was invented in 1908
    * Did you know carrots contain 0% fat
    * Did you know 1 billion snails are served in restaurants each year
    * Did you know plastic bottles were first used for soft drinks in 1970
    * Did you know the $ sign was introduced in 1788
    * Did you know the meaning of 'Blue Chip' comes from blue casino chips which have a high value
    * Did you know DVDs are physically the same size as a CDs but can store 13 times more data
    * Did you know the term 'disc jockey' was first used in 1937
    * Did you know hot water freezes quicker than cold water
    * Did you know sound travels 3 times faster through water than in air
    * Did you know the average soccer ball is made up of 32 leather panels and held together by 642 stitches
    * Did you know soccer is the most followed sport
    * id you know volleyball was invented in 1895
    * Did you know that in developed countries 27% of food is thrown away
    * Did you know the odds of being struck by lightning are 600,000 to 1
    * Did you know the first train reached a top speed of only 8 kmh (5 mph)
    * Did you know Niagara Falls could fill 4,000 bathtubs every second
    * Did you know it takes 1 alligator to make a pair of shoes and 3 for a pair of boots
    * Did you know your most active muscles are in your eye
    * Did you know a banana contains 75% water
    * Did you know 13 people die every year from vending machines
    * Did you know rain contains vitamin B12
    * Did you know your liver has over 500 functions
    * Did you know your brain uses 25% of all the oxygen your breathe
    * Did you know after Hawaii, New York is the state surrounded by the most water
    * Did you know ice skating rinks always go counter clock wise (for the majority of people that are right handed needing to hang onto the rail)
    * Did you know sponges hold more cold water than hot
    * Did you know a flea can jump 350 times its body length
    * Did you know cucumbers are 96% water.
    * Did you know a full moon is 9 times brighter than a half moon
    * Did you know a honeybee's top speed is 24kph (15mph)
    * Did you know a humming bird flaps its wings up to 90 times a second (5,400 times a minute)

    *  Did you know flys always launch backwards for a quick getaway
    * Did you know horses have 18 more bones than humans
    * Did you know a cheetahs top speed is 114kph (70mph)
    * Did you know horses sleep standing up
    * Did you know a jellyfish is 95% water
    * Did you know bats are the only mammals that fly
    * Did you know a cat uses its whiskers to determine if a space is too small to squeeze through
    * Did you know every day 7% of the US eats at McDonalds
    * Did you know a snail can sleep for 3 years
    * Did you know tigers have striped skin as well as fur
    * Did you know crocodiles are colour blind
    * Did you know a chameleons tongue is twice the length of its body
    * Did you know dogs sweat through the pads on their feet
    * Did you know hippopotamuses are born under water
    * Did you know bananas grow pointing upwards.
    * Did you know whales can't swim backwards
    * Did you know camels are born without humps
    * Did you know only female mosquitoes bite
    * Did you know the average porcupine has 30,000 spikes
    * Did you know tarantula spiders can survive 2 and a half years without food

    *  Did you know crocodiles are responsible for over a 1,000 deaths each year by the Banks of the Nile river
    * Did you know there are more insects in the world than all other animals combined
    * Did you know giraffes can't swim
    * Did you know crocodiles swallow rocks to help them dive deeper
    * Did you know an elephant's trunk can hold over 5 litres of water
    * Did you know bull's can run faster uphill than down
    * Did you know a shark's teeth are literally as hard as steel
    * Did you know a moth has no stomach
    * Did you know grasshoppers have white blood
    * Did you know it takes 4 hours to hardboil an ostrich egg
    * Did you know New York was once called New Amsterdam
    * Did you know there is 200 times more gold in the world's oceans than has been mined
    * Did you know Brazil got its name from the Brazilian nut (not the other way around)
    * Did you know the moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days
    * Did you know more than 75% of all countries are north of the equator
    * Did you know Yugoslavia is bordered by 7 other countries
    * Did you know 2 million hydrogen atoms would be required to cover a full stop (.)
    * Did you know Hawaii officially became apart of the US in 1900
    * Did you know the D.C. in Washington D.C. stands for District of Columbia
    * Did you know New York contains 920km (571miles) of shoreline

    *  Did you know The Dead Sea is actually an inland lake
    * Did you know there are no rivers in Saudi Arabia
    * Did you know the largest exporter of sugar is Cuba
    * Did you know dirty snow melts quicker than clean snow
    * Did you know Icelandic phone books are listed by first names (not surnames)
    * Did you know 1 gigayear = 1,000,000,000,000 years
    * Did you know the water in the Dead Sea is so salty that its easier to float than sink
    * Did you know Rio de Janeiro translates to river of January
    * Did you know the Moons diameter is 3,476km
    * Did you know New York's Central Park was opened in 1876
    * Did you know the subject of the first printed book in England was about chess
    * Did you know the word old English word 'juke' meaning dancing lends its name to the juke box
    * Did you know EMI awards stands for 'Electrical and Musical Instruments'
    * Did you know the most sung song is happy birthday
    * Did you know the first rugby club was formed in 1843
    * Did you know the most common injury in ten pin bowling is a sore thumb
    * Did you know the yo-yo was originally used as a weapon for hunting the in the Philippines
    * Did you know draughts (checkers) is older than chess
    * Did you know orienteering originated from Sweden
    * Did you know blonde beards grow faster than darker beards
    *  Did you know when recognising a persons face you use the right side of your brain
    * Did you know the human body contains 96,000km(59,650miles) of blood vessels
    * Did you know the hydrochloric acid found in your stomach is strong enough to dissolve a nail
    * Did you know on average you blink 25,000 a day
    * Did you know men have 10% more red blood cells than women
    * Did you know you have fewer muscles than a caterpillar
    * Did you know New Zealands first hospital was opened in 1843
    * Did you know when your face blushes so does your stomach lining
    * Did you know 1 square inch of human skin contains 625 sweat glands
    * Did you know your normal body temperature is 37°C (99°F)
    * Did you know red blood cells are produced in bone marrow
    * Did you know you shed a complete layer of skin every 4 weeks
    * Did you know that after petrol, coffee is the largest item bought and sold
    * Did you know the first metered taxi was introduced in 1907
    * Did you know the Chinese used fingerprints as a method of identification as far back as AD 700
    * Did you know a Sphygmomanometer measures blood pressure
    * Did you know the revolving door was invented in 1888
    * Did you know minus 40°C is exactly the same temperature as minus 40°F
    * Did you know cars were first started with ignition keys in 1949
    * Did you know to crack a whip the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound
    *  Did you know there is enough petrol in a full tank of a Jumbo Jet to drive the average car 4 times around the world
    * Did you know Sir Isaac Newton was 23 when he discovered the law of gravity
    * Did you know the lie detector was invented in 1921
    * Did you know the world's knowledge is growing so fast that 90% of what we will know in 50 years time will be discovered in those 50 years
    * Did you know the drinking straw was invented in 1886
    * Did you know red light has the highest wavelength
    * Did you know paper money was first used in China
    * Did you know according to the old English time system a moment is 1 and a half minutes
    * Did you know oxygen, carbon, hydrogen and nitrogen make up 90% of the human body
    * Did you know light is electro magnetic radiation
    * Did you know a car travelling at 80kph (50mph) uses half its fuel to overcome wind resistance
    * Did you know gunpowder is formed by mixing charcoal, saltpetre and sulphur
    * Did you know giraffes have no vocal cords
    * Did you know most birds eat twice their body weight each day
    * Did you know a group of whales is called a pod
    * Did you know Kiwi birds are blind
    * Did you know armadillos can walk underwater
    * Did you know the bones of a pigeon weigh less than its feathers
    * Did you know the cheetah is the only cat that can't retract it's claws
    * Did you know roosters can't crow if they can't fully extend their necks